Monday 29 August 2016

Thanks for creeping me out like whoa, 3y.o. son of mine.


Driving home last night from a visit with the grandparents this weekend. Just me and my son who just turned 3 a few months ago. He quietly begins counting down from the back seat, "8, 7, 6, 5..." And trails off. A solid minute-long beat of silence, and then:Kiddo: "Mom: You will die."Me, shocked: "I'm sorry, what did you say?!"Kiddo, matter-of-fact: "Mom you will die. Dad will die, too."Me, now very wigged out in our very dark car in the middle of nowhere: "What are you talking about?"Kiddo, with a deadly seriousness no 3 year old should have: "...When the numbers run out, you will die."Thoroughly creeped out and he changes the subject. Fucking creepy, kiddo! via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2bwkzxE

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