Monday 30 September 2019

This place looks like the night after a Vampire Orgy


Fellow parents, learn from my mistakes.I had a full freak out moment last night, when my daughter woke up with a blinding headache and began to spew this violently red liquid from most of the holes in her face. I was ready to call 911, convinced she was probably dying, when my husband reminded me what we'd had for dinner last night:Roasted beet and sweet potato soup, with raspberry jelly for dessert.She's feeling fine this morning, but I'm never again feeding them pink food when the flu is going around. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2oJex9p

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