Sunday 29 September 2019

Narrating My Baby...


Baby be like... 'Enjoy no sleep and move over.The rules are. I NEED to touch ya face ALL THE TIME! But you must be simultaneously stroking ma back.If you don't, Imma pull your hair out STRAND by STRAND.I'm sleeping in YOUR bed.NO cot for me tonight.If you move me imma lose my shit!Remember you went out this ONE time and left me indoors with my Dad! (What kinda sicko does that?)Poor, Innocent, Defenceless ME with my perfectly capable Daddy, who fed, loved, played with and soothed me. However Dad IS NOT MUM.So now we can have a girly sleepover in your bed 🥰😘Hope you had a relaxing day 😂 BTW, I'm super cute with super shits, grab a nappy' via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2mXkejw

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