Preparing for parenthood: lesson 26

Go to bed and fall into a luxurious deep sleep.Wake up suddenly to a child beside your bed calling your name while simultaneously puking all over you.Get up. Manouver puking child to the toilet. Clean the child up and possibly change childs bedding. Return child to bed. Remember to put large basin next to child because a puking child never just pukes once.Now clean yourself up. Clean up your bed. Get back into bed and attempt to resume much less luxurious sleep.Get out of bed when you hear child walking toward your room. Find them walking past the bathroom holding basin, while puking, to come get you and tell you they're puking again.Repeat clean up routine. Put child to bed with clean basin. Hope child doesn't puke again.Go back to bed and make reddit post while waiting for child to probably puke again. via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2k8oS8g