Son : What’s dick?Me: 😯 cough on food Huh?Wife: 😵 😱😰S: I say what’s dick?M: 😳🤯 What are you talking about?S: Mommy grabbed dick last night.W: 😩😔M: Umm.... it’s a nickname for Richard. You know how your name is X but we call you Y? It’s kind of like that.S: Oh, I never met her before. I’ll meet her one day though.M: trying to keep from laughing with tears coming out of my eyes Yes buddy, one day.W: 💃🤦♀️So last night my wife had some friends over for a couple drinks. My son was supposed to be sleeping. I was in the basement playing video games. I went upstairs and she was a bit intoxicated, she kissed me and grabbed me. I’m assuming after that her and her friends had a conversation about grabbing dick and my son heard the whole thing. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/32xYOck
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