4 yo bedtime

K “Daddy, tell me a very short story.”D “Okay. Once upon a time there was a tiny little caterpi—”K “No. It was a kitten family.”D “Oh. Once upon a time there was a kitten family. They all lived in the back of an old car that was pa—“K “No. They all lived in a HOUSE. With a family. The baby kitten belonged to the baby. And the mama kitten belonged to the mama. And the daddy kitten belonged to the daddy. And the brother kitten belonged to the brother. And the sister kitten belonged to the sister. And they all had special oil for the busses. Daddy. Tell me the rest of the story.”D “The busses were ta—“K “No. They had special oil for the BOSSES. Not busses. That’s silly. Busses...”Silence.K is fast asleep. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2SEkDkM