Tuesday, 26 March 2019

Dyson Sh*t Storm


So it’s cleaning lady day which is always a nice day. My crazy springer pup of course immediately comes in with muddy paws and gets the floor all dirty. She also happens to get up to our bedroom and run across the bed with her muddy paws. Not great but pretty typical. So I’m FaceTiming my parents while eating dinner with my two girls (older one is 3, baby is 7 months) and the oldest goes upstairs, I assume to put a pull-up on to poop, like she often does. (She’s potty trained for pee but refuses to poop in the potty.)Anyways about 10 minutes later she comes down with a pull-up on and a wash cloth in her hand. I look closer and there is poop on her hands and her feet and down her leg. I immediately get off the phone. She asks me to help her wash her hands. We wash hands, I change the diaper and clean her legs and feet. I asked her where she pooped, and she said baby sister’s room. I don’t get mad, I just say it was an accident and she keeps repeating this too, “it was just an accident”. I go up there and there is poop smeared in the rug and on the bedspread and a little poop on her pants. She hadn’t pooped in three days and I guess in came out quick, as she was putting on the pull-up.My husband thankfully gets home at this time. I clean the rug and roll it up to take to the cleaners, Clorox the floor and throw the dirty bedspread and clothes in the laundry. At one point she went into her own room after pooping, so I clean that floor too. Her rug looks alright. We air out both rooms. However her room still smells like poop and baby girl’s room smells fine. My husband looks closely in her room and notices something brown on her little toy dyson vacuum cleaner. He picks it up and the bottom of the vacuum was covered in poop. The girl had taken her little vacuum and tried to clean her baby sister’s rug. Poor thing was up to her eyeballs in shit and tried to clean it up by herself! I guess I must be doing something right.(Edit- I put it in paragraphs to help with the reading.) via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2UaP5Yx

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