My three year old son almost knocked me out last night

My three year old son accidentally almost knocked me out. If you have a child, especially a young and clumsy one.. avoid hanging a heavy decorative picture above your bed. Last night my son(3) and I were laying in bed watching Halloween movies when suddenly nighttime drunk baby came out. (That’s what we call his nightly hyper streak). He stands up and starts jumping on my bed, as I’m still laying down. He then proceeds to knock my cute and very heavy picture off the wall, which then free falls directly onto my head. I blacked out for a moment before I realized what happened. Now I have a swollen knot on my head and no more decor above the bed. But thank god it hit me instead of him! via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2P1KPHP