My husband and I have a 5 year old daughter. We have always taught her proper names for body parts etc. And last night that came back to bite us in the ass.We do have a lock on our door, usually if we’re getting frisky we lock it for a bit then unlock it when we’re done, usually that’s at night.Yesterday morning my husband and I were up a bit earlier than usual, it was 630. Our daughter is normally dead to the world until at least 7, usually 730. We thought we had a little time.At some point she walked in, to be honest I’m not 100% sure how long she was standing there. But basically she walked in and saw my husband performing oral sex on me.Once we noticed her we stopped of course. I put some pants on and went to her room to talk to her. She obviously knows what she saw, so I tried to keep it age appropriate, and explain it as best as I could.We went on about our day. We went to my parents house for supper and my dad asked my daughter what she did today. Did she tell him about going swimming? Did she tell him about beating her dad at connect four? Nope. She said “daddy was licking mommy’s vagina this morning.” 🤦🏻♀️Unfortunately there was no hole to crawl into and die at the time.Kids. They say the damndest things. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2C3UhmR
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