Thursday, 26 July 2018

I needed to poop so bad


At the grocery store with 2yo and 1yo. Restrooms are “unavailable.” Looked like they needed repair. Shopping for a big dinner at my house tonight. Urge to poop hits when I’m almost done shopping. Check out, urge is urgent. Get to car, try to drive the 12 minutes home, but there’s construction. Traffic. Seriously contemplated pooping in the back of the car. Finally made it home. Clogged the toilet. Then I realized I forgot the key ingredient to my dinner. Kids are asleep now, and one is sick so I don’t want to wake them. But I have to cook. Ugh why isn’t drone delivery available in my area?! Why can’t cars be outfitted to babysit kids for 10 minutes while mommy poops?! via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2vaveKv

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