5yo: Is there semen in my salad? Me: wait, what??! 5yo: right here! Is that semen?? (points at the ham pieces...) Me: ...That's ham. What do you think semen is?? Where have you heard that word? 5yo: you say it all the time! Me: I'm pretty sure I dont... 5yo: yes you do, you said I'm allergic to semen! Me: .. do you mean, salmon??! 5yo: that's what I said! Semen! . via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2yDQTxA
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