I don't like Scout.

We were given a toy plastic dog, the kind that you're supposed to walk along and it talks.Geez, I don't like that thing. This is a good place to gripe, right?It's pushy: no please, no thank you. Just a very quick "More, More!!" if you stop pushing for 5 seconds.It's demanding: "Give me a kiss! You're my best friend! I love you!"It's abstract to a fault: "In my backpack I have 8 tail wags!" What does that mean, Scout? How do you put a tail wag in a backpack, that isn't a thing you clingy demanding piece of talking plastic.My kid's other toys are much better behaved. I don't even mind that my kid plays the same five songs a hundred times in the car, that's just a toddler being a toddler. It's when the toy goes "More More Give me a Kiss Let's go on a walk I Love You!" that I feel a little ... bugged.That's all. I know a lot of y'all have much bigger problems that my gripes with a fake dog. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2MFOoDz