My 10 year old son asked me "When can I have sex in my room?"

I'm a Mom who is trying to foster an open conversation with my son about sex as he gets older. I answer his questions in an age appropriate manner and I don't get embarrassed. Sometimes I do have to tell him that's a conversation for when he gets older. So the following conversation happened yesterday.S: "Mom, when can I start having sex in my room."Me: "Uh...never." (Realizing this is a conversation for another day).S: "But Mom I"m ready.Me: "No S you're not."S: But Mom, I'm ready to unleash the kraken."Me: (Dies laughing).So the rest of the day talk revolved around unleashing the kraken because he knew he got a laugh out me. By the end of the day unleashing the kraken took on a new meaning when my husband joined in. Farting. via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2wi1kDM