Parents' Bill of Rights. Article 1: No toddler toy may have parts and pieces that are not permanently attached.

Article 2: No toy may make a noise when you turn it OFF. The baby is sleeping, you moron!! That's why I'm turning you off!Article 3: All white noise machines must have the option NOT to turn off after 30 minutes.Article 4: No one may give your children toys that they're not allowed to play with. Store your rare editions of kids' books and collectors' editions of toys at YOUR house!Article 5: No one who is sick may visit a newborn baby. Not even if s/he flew across the country.Article 6: No one may mention a fun s/he plans to do with your child more than 20 minutes in advance. via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2wvmoKO