Sitting on the plane, waiting to take off to Adelaide and I get a phone call from the school."Hello, is this Tina? Azis mum?""Yes""Uh...um I'm calling in regards to an item Azrael has brought to school"Internally "Oh my god""It seems he has brought a.... um..... small pink....massager"Internally "Oh. My. Fucking. God""At least that's what we are saying it is"Internally "Holy. Mother. Of. God. What. The. Actual. Fuck."Seems a little boy has been very very naughty and not only took mummies "little buddy" for show and tell but also completely mortified me in the process.I have parent/teacher interviews next week!!Fuck. My. Life. via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2waUeBi
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