I bet you didn't know monkeys HAD expiration dates..did you?

Me (as Gollum): Mmmmy preciousss....WE HATESES BAGGINSES FOREVERS!!!!J: Who are you trying to sound like?Me: Gollum, of course.J: You sound like an expired monkey.Me: An expired monkey. Like a dead monkey?J: No..not a dead monkey. Just one past its expiration date.Me; I didn't know monkeys HAD expiration dates.J: Well they DO. Milk expires, so why shouldn't monkeys?Me: Um....I don't think it works that way, son. via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2nHO0qy