Okay. So I put a zip lock bag of pizza rolls inside my basketball shorts and I'm eating one every time the baby turns around because if she sees them, she'll scream for one and then spit it out because I already fed her food snatching ass and she's not really hungry.I forgot our new place that we moved into yesterday doesn't have blinds yet. I look over and my neighbor is watching me eat my fricken crotch food.I need vodka. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2qDiTAe
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