Kid: "Mommy, can I stick my finger in your butt?"Me: "No, no you cannot."Kid: "Can I stick my finger in my butt?"Me: "...I would rather you didn't."Kid: "Why?"Brief conversation about hygiene, hand washing, and which way poop goesKid: (indignant) "Well It's my butt and I can do it if I want to."Me: "Do you want to stick your finger in your butt?"Kid: "No."Me: Stares into the camera like a character from The Office via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2NMyeHy
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