The biggest plot against parents since the beginning of mankind

I feel like I’m being watched. They’re trying to get me. They are trying to force me into this trap, but I will persevere.My daughter is almost two. She has always been the most chill, laid back kid. Started sleeping through the night at 6 weeks. Early on developmental milestones. Has a routine that she forced us into pretty much. Everyone always compliments her, “she is such a good baby!” “Wow, she’s so calm!” But I’ve had it. Today was the last straw. We went to the pediatrician to get checked for an ear infection (which was confirmed). Doc came in, my daughter climbed in my lap and sat perfectly still while he listened to her lungs, watched her breathing, checked both ears and put that big popsicle stick (?) in her mouth to check her throat. Then the doctor said, “she is so cooperative!” That was when I decided that it was time to take action. My uterus is now officially off limits. Done. No go. This is what they do. They lure you in with the sleep-filled nights and good manners. I know I am due to meet my maker, but I will NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT. I will fight this. I’m not falling for the devilish 2nd child trap. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2XpGy1v