“Don’t put your toothbrush up your bum” and other fun things I’ve said as a parent

My husband and I often laugh at the things we never thought we would have to say. As a parent, my job is to teach my children how to be a human. Hopefully and happy and healthy one. So things I’ve had to say to our son (in the last week) include:. Don’t lick the bus. Don’t bite the cat. Rocks are not food. No, we can’t go back in time so you can help cook the dinner that is now being servedAnd if course: don’t put your toothbrush up your bum 🤦‍♀️What funny things have you found yourself saying to your kids? via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2S65D0b