Wednesday, 14 November 2018

Pan caught fire today while making dinner. My two babies bolted. I'm a proud Daddy.


My two and four year olds were watching me prep dinner. Like a dumbass, I poured some frozen veggies into a way too hot pan of olive oil. The second they saw that thing flare up like an Elon Musk flamethrower, they disappeared from the scene. They wanted nothing to do with whatever the hell Daddy was doing in the kitchen.They noped the hell out. All I heard was the pitter patter of their feet in full break out runs.I am happy to say I didn't burn the house down and my kid's look like they have rock solid survival instincts.No one cried. No one seemed to care about Daddy either, since I was clearly left to fend for myself, but I think I'm ok with that.Let's take a moment to remember: DO NOT add water to a grease fire. Put a lid on it if you can. And periodically check your fire extinguishers. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2K4AFBz

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