Went to the doctor with my wife for her ultrasound. Doctor has my wife put her feet up to begin the exam and five minutes later here is the conversation (this is first time meeting this doctor):Doctor: Lay back, you’ll feel some pressure.Me: *shes heard that before. Zing. <�—in headDoctor: Your daughter is a cutie.Daughter (2 yrs): Hi! waves at doctorMe: Thanks, she’s such a good baby. We really got lucky with how well behaved she is.Doctor: Well, you’re going to have two more opportunities to repeat what you did with her.Me: * covers daughter’s ears* What the fuck did you just say?Doctor: You heard me. ear to ear smileWife: Holy shitMe: Yeah, holy shit.Daughter: Holy shitMe and Wife: Em, don’t say that.The end. via /r/Parenting https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/etd1cm/having_twins/?utm_source=ifttt
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