My husband's one downside: 40 minute poops.

Let me preface this by saying my husband is a wonderful father and partner, works his ass off, and does his fair share of household work as well.I'm 37 weeks pregnant with #2, our first daughter is 17mos, and I'm about to throw my husband into the pond behind our house because of his 40 minute poops.I wish I were exaggerating.We both work full time, I usually get home first. He gets home at 3. From 3 to 340pm, he "poops". While watching YouTube videos.I've asked him if he's actually pooping that long because it takes me 5 minutes on a bad day. When he's done he'll admit most of it was gas and him waiting for something to happen.He then "poops" again from 6 to 640pm. Conveniently when our daughter finishes her dinner so I'm always left scraping cheese and vegetables out of her hair. (No I can't leave it for him because it would crust in her poor hair.)I told him that when #2 arrives if he still has to wait so long to take a dump we need to find him a new GP. He probably thinks I'm bluffing but I'm not.I'm not necessarily positive he does it to avoid me or our daughter because when he wakes up before us, even if he's off, he takes 40 minutes on the toilet in the mornings every time. I'm not up and our daughter certainly isn't up.(He's not jerking off fwiw.)Thanks for listening. :') via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2vgzz2j