A story you don't want to hear from your 4 year old.

While we were driving home from her daycare, my 4 year old tells me this, "After wake up time [nap time], I took a big poop and I got some poop on my hands." Oooookkkkkk..... So I asked her if she then washed her hands and she tells me, "No, I just wiped it on my pants." ohhhh ewwww noooo.... I go into panic mode, and start lecturing her that she needs to wash her hands if she gets poop on them and that when we get home, we are changing her clothes and washing her hands, and that she and other can get sick if she has poop on her hands and touches things. To every comment of mine, she comes back with her innocent but not so rational comments- "It's fine mommy, I don't feel sick" "But then I'll waste all the soap" "I didn't touch anything but it's still ok to touch my hair"... ugh.Kids are gross. via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2DWURS5