I know there’s a specific sub for this post, but it’s too funny not to share here.

So, my 4yo little girl and I adore my 10mo boy. I mean, he’s a baby, but a really cute one, as they are all to their own parents.So, you know how folks will say something along the lines of... “OMG, he’s so cute, I want to eat him up!!!” Well, my little girl said that one day and I said, “Why don’t we eat him then?” (He was like 5mo at the time)”Good idea daddy!” “Let’s start with his cheeks!” ”ok, let’s eat.”We pretend to eat his cheeks, then his hands, then belly, then his little butt, then his toes and so on and so on. The little dude is fucking loving it. I mean he’s smiling ear to ear, laughing and giggling and giving us these ....wtf r u guys doing to me? But keep going, I love it.... looks.FF to last night and we have these baby feasts like once or twice a week now and not only is it cute, but a great bonding experience for the two of them. So, here we are feasting on the baby and we’re going to town on this baby buffet smorgasbord of laughs and giggles when my daughter makes a moves towards his private area. Now in my head, I’m like wtf is she doing? ...........”Daddy, let’s eat his penis”The tears were immediate from my wife and I. I mean it was one of the funniest moments we have had as parents to date. She had no idea why we were laughing. So she said it again, not knowing any better, but because we were laughing, she wanted to make us laugh more. It was too late, we couldn’t stop laughing. After about two minutes, we were finally able to tell her that it was inappropriate and not to say things like that, ever (all while wiping away tears and still chuckling).And to boot, my wife and I will now have one of the funniest inside jokes ever between us until the end of time. I can see it now, Saturday night I’ll be cooking and I’ll drop a... *”Want to eat my penis later?” * and laughs will never get old. via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2EIe8qR