Chew. "Blah blah, blah bah." Distraction. "Blah blah." Play with something. Chew, bite. "Here's a joke!" Chew. "What's this, explain in painful detail please??" Random... pause. Attempt to leave table because I need to do a thing that doesn't need doing. "Here's another joke!" Chew, bite. Fall out of chair randomly. "The cat can have my lunch. NO REALLY SHE CAN!!! I WILL DEBATE YOU ON THIS." Chew, bite. "Here's the third joke of my future stand up routine, which I will tell you after I inspect something in the next room and debate why I should inspect." Stare into space. Bite. DROPPED NUGGET!!! DOOM!!! Chew, bite. "Can I have another lunch, please? Cook something else. Annnnnnnd debate." Chew, bite. "SQUIRREL!!" via /r/Parenting http://ift.tt/2in9d6n
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