Sunday, 2 June 2019

Incident Report #4767: May 2, 2019, Dinner Experiment


Subject is a six year-old Human cub.​Experimenter presented Subject with two options for her dinner sandwich: cream cheese or deli chicken breast. Experimenter made sure to open relevant containers and show Subject their contents.​Note: Subject has successfully consumed both cream cheese and deli chicken breast sandwiches in the past.​Subject indicated that she wants sandwich to include deli chicken breast. Experimenter prepared said sandwich and called Subject to dinner.​Subject opened her sandwich and said "I don't like that. Can I have just bread?". Experimenter removed deli chicken breast from sandwich, to be stored for tomorrow's Dinner Experiment in a Tupperware in the fridge.​Experimenter takes a bite of his cream cheese sandwich. Subject asks, "What is that?". Experimenter offers Subject a bite of his sandwich. Subject says, "I love that! Can I have that in my sandwich?".​Experimenter prepares said sandwich.​Subject takes a bite of her cream cheese sandwich. "I'm full!", Subject exclaims. Subject leaves table to brush her teeth, wear her cat pajamas, and read a book before bed.​Experimenter proceeds to repeatedly smash head on table. via /r/Parenting http://bit.ly/2HQSGDZ

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