Implied conversations with my (sick) mostly non-verbal two year old

She has a nasty ear infection on top of seasonal allergies and a cold. She's been up in the middle of the night, unable to sleep, the last two nights, cause of the pain. I finally got her some antibiotics and motrin today. The house needs cleaning.Me: okay. I'll give you my phone, you watch youtube and I'm gonna scrub the floor and clean the house because this house is a mess and I cant take it anymore.Her: that sounds like a personal problem. We're gonna watch The Wonder Years on the couch and have a snuggle and fuck your clean house.Me: yep , you are absolutely right. Fuck my clean house. I'll have a snuggle instead. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/30Cb2Ps