It’s like having your cell phone ALWAYS on and having your crazy boss text you ridiculous commands that you HAVE to follow at ANY time of day or night. For example, at 2.30 am when you are asleep: “get up and pace around the room swinging gently from side to side and singing tenderly for at least an hour!” then, at 6 am: “up now, and wipe some poop while having a smile on your face!” One minute after you get in the shower and put shampoo your hair: “out of the shower NOW! Time to wipe some more poop! Look like you are happy about it!” When you sit down with your friends at a restaurant and the food finally comes in: “get up and leave the restaurant, walk back and forth outside till your food gets cold and everybody is ready to leave! Come back and apologize to everyone profusely. via /r/Parenting https://ift.tt/2Pq7pXx
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